Cute puppy. #funny #comics #webcomics
Spilled.
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![[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/434/920/954/248/677/original/90260312e5e137ac.png "[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.")
![[A dog is looking out a window at some trees and barking.]
Dog: bark bark bark
Person: Hey, hush!
Person: What are you out even barking at? There’s nothing out there.
[We now see a view from outside the house, and what we thought were trees are actually the legs of a giant monster that is twice the size of the house.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/429/719/539/477/829/original/ffd0edf656b54a82.png "[A dog is looking out a window at some trees and barking.]
Dog: bark bark bark
Person: Hey, hush!
Person: What are you out even barking at? There’s nothing out there.
[We now see a view from outside the house, and what we thought were trees are actually the legs of a giant monster that is twice the size of the house.]")
Can't get no self-respect. #comics
And if not, I guess I'll see you in Snail Hell. #comics
The exchange. #funny #comics #webcomics
![Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say "Good, how are you?." and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/418/230/391/203/562/original/a354c1574ac6a164.png "Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say \"Good, how are you?.\" and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!")
¡La gallina Juanis y su (disfuncional) familia les desean un feliz día de las madres! #comics #cartoons #drawings #diadelasmadres
![[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/413/028/502/465/875/original/44370c5c23e359c6.png "[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]")
I've still got a ways to go, I reckon. #comics
Look it up. #funny #comics #webcomics
![Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/406/950/359/403/066/original/b8f7ff2bf10c506e.png "Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]")
Boss battle! #funny #comics #webcomics
![[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/402/096/104/465/157/original/290bbdd8115b494a.png "[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.")
Paint the shed.
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The report. #funny #comics #webcomics
![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/368/041/058/724/010/original/4d5b37deff71c064.png "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
It's been almost ten years since we moved into our current house and I wasn't able to find my small but beloved collection of #graphicnovels. Began to think it had somehow got lost in the move. Happily I FINALLY found the box last night, hidden behind other boxes at the top of my man cave closet. Coulda sworn I had V for Vendetta as well. Hmm. #watchmen #fromhell #alanmoore #jodorowsky #technopriests #metabarons #crisisoninfiniteearths #comics
The Bat Cold. #grickledoodle #batman #cold #sick #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #superheroes #comics
![Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/351/266/484/984/941/original/6a898c746cc99bc6.png "Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!")
#Doonesbury: “Ask yourself: If Trump were your grandfather, would you seek care for him, or would you seek to make him the leader of the free world?”
Just… go. #comics
Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/28
![[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/345/316/967/083/008/original/89163549517f7473.png "[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]")
Dragons. #funny #comics #webcomics
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/339/269/656/543/393/original/8c5204795303c7b0.png "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
But let me be clear: I am not complaining about the amount of mustard. Even more would be good too. You could totally pull it off. #comics
![Person 1, smiling and gesticulating: "[Conversing conversationally]".
Person 2, with small, faraway eyes: "Sorry, I'm too hungry to see you as anything but a giant talking sandwich, and I can't understand you through all the mustard."](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/338/109/661/992/503/original/59a187996e54035b.png "Person 1, smiling and gesticulating: \"[Conversing conversationally]\".
Person 2, with small, faraway eyes: \"Sorry, I'm too hungry to see you as anything but a giant talking sandwich, and I can't understand you through all the mustard.\"")
Seriously? #funny #comics #webcomics
Outside. #comics #funny #webcomics
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/322/495/384/384/320/original/31fdb2b50ddd184c.png "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cen0rBKLuYE
OK, I'm in. Because it's a #Deadpool #Marvel film, not a Marvel Marvel (as of late) film.
It is with great sadness that I learned about the passing of an amazing artist. Jeffrey Veregge.
https://bleedingcool.com/comics/marvel-valiant-idw-comics-artist-jeffrey-veregge-dies-aged-50/
His art was an amazing intersection of native and comic styles.
His art was inspiring, and amazing and the world is lessened by his absence.
![[A person looks longingly from a distance at a couple snuggling on a park bench.]
Person: Look at them.
Why can't I have that?
I know, I'll download one of those apps!
[The download an app called “Park Bench Finder”]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/305/008/804/150/418/original/06730576e7970e09.png "[A person looks longingly from a distance at a couple snuggling on a park bench.]
Person: Look at them.
Why can't I have that?
I know, I'll download one of those apps!
[The download an app called “Park Bench Finder”]")
Tall legs. #funny #comics #webcomics
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/287/949/526/579/405/original/83302f9546352780.png "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
No thank you. #comics
#Doonesbury: #Trump: “NOone knows more about dimension than me!”
Just… go. Now. You’re welcome. #comics
Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/14
Perfect! #comics #funny #webcomics
![[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/265/506/846/284/632/original/d07135c744bb6481.png "[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]")
From our magazine: The latest from Texas Observer political cartoonist Ben Sargent.
Read more from the March/April 2024 issue: https://www.texasobserver.org/issues/march-april-2024/
#politics #USpol #Trump #Republicans #comics #democracy #election2024
Procrastiworking. #funny #comics #webcomics
Have a seat. #funny #comics #webcomics
![[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/242/728/777/073/116/original/a60902535dfa98c1.png "[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]")
#Doonesbury outdid itself.
#Trump: “I’m being persecuted the same way Jesus was in terms of horrible things being done to a big star.” #comics
Entire strip here:
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/07
Beep boop. #funny #comics #webcomics
Awfully nebulous. #comics
Been thinking about making this one for years, and today is the kind of day to wear my amygdala on my sleeve. #comics
